I had the most hilarious call last week from a humiliation slut humper boy. He’d read about me making sluts hump pillows, and he said he had to call.
The only thing was, he didn’t hump a pillow, per se; he humped a pillow p e t! Yep, it was a poor little unassuming turt tle (yes the spelling is intentional) that was the object of his affection! He folded that poor p e t up like a little bun and inserted his weiner and humped away!
I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off and taunt this depraved turt tle pillow p e t humper as he wailed away on his “friend.” It was the most pathetic thing I’d heard in a long time. I guess he was teaching that poky little turt tle a lesson for not getting his ass out of the way of his pervy dick!
So this has stirred up yet another urge to find out what the most humiliating thing you stick your dick in–extra points if you let me watch you on Skype!
Why hump a pillow, when you can hump a friend?
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