Has masturbation become rote and predictable? It’s time to stir things up and buy new masturbation toys, so let’s go shopping!
Isn’t it deliciously exciting and a little humiliating to go buy things to get off with? That’s why you need to share all of those yummy feelings with a Mistress like me. I have so many suggestions for new ways to get you off–and so many suggestions for fun things you can say to the sales clerk.
For instance, I think it would be a great idea to ask her what she recommends. Since she works surrounded by all types of fun masturbation aids, I’m sure she can help us find the perfect toy for your pleasure!
Of course, in order to find the best toy, you’ll have to tell her a few things about yourself, like how your penis is smaller than most guys or how you love to get fucked up the ass.
Shopping for Masturbation Toys: Take Me with You!