Loved this audio, Empress Constance. It's so true, a tight pair of jeans makes a woman's already-gorgeous ass turn into the most irresistable thing imaginable. A woman's bottom looks so firm and peachy that I just want to squeeze it, kiss it or rest my face against it like a pillow. Better yet, I'd ...

Fun, humiliating stuff, Empress Ivy. It's kind of cool that you treat your tiny-dicked boys like pets rather than people.

Aw, such a great audio, Empress Ivy! Not just because of the content but it's also wonderful to download and see an image of your beautiful self in the audio player while listening to it. It's definitely a welcome feature for those of us who like to look at our favourite mistresses while listening t...

Lol, I'm sure something would explode, Empress Constance, but I don't think it'd be my head. I get the feeling the explosion would happen in my underpants instead.

You were so, so right when recording this audio, Empress Constance! When you mentioned me drooling, my chin was absolutely soaked. I'd love to kiss and lick your ass, Empress, although I doubt it'd be as enjoyable for you as it would be for me. I don't think women enjoy having 21-year-old virgins dr...

I certainly enjoyed this, Empress Sirena! I apologise for it being so long but you performed it wonderfully. Thank you so much. I think you did a great job.

EmpressConstance wrote:I imagine you like the lil engine that could...I think I can I think I can LOL

Lol, nice comparison Empress. Although the little engine actually could and I don't seem to be able to.

Oh, Empress Constance, you know me so well. I'm definitely a chronic masturbator. I keep thinking I'll reach four inches if I do it enough.

I'm afraid I have to agree with tedfult. It bothered me too and equates to spamming, even if it is for a contest. The real problem is that they're all very old audios and newer ones can get lost amongst the older ones.

Such a clever idea, Empress Constance. And honestly, I think most women would prefer the tongue of another woman licking their pussy than a horny stroker-boy. Especially since most women are more manly than we could ever be (personality-wise, rather than in appearance, of course ).

I said this on the other forum but being your big baby would be a dream come true, Empress Ivy. Great audio and I hope you do more adult baby-themed ones.

We really should try coming up with a list of what us pee pee wielders are actually good for. Except laughing at.

Standing next to a real man to make his cock look bigger?

Thank you for this, Miss Sirena. I could just picture myself there.

Awww you are too sweet. I would hope though your hands were to busy caressing My breasts to reach for your penis hehee. I am working on one about my ass, no worries ;) I would hope so too, Empress Sirena, and I'd certainly try my best. But you know that compulsive wankers can't keep their hands off...

You certainly have me figured out, Miss Sirena. Sucking your beautiful breasts would be a dream come true for me, fondling them with my hands while trying my hardest not to reach for my penis. I'd love to hear a similar audio about your bottom.